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OMG!!! ITS CANADA DAYYY!!!! HAPPY CANADA DAY EVERY ONE!!! :0DDDDDDDD well thts all i gots ta sayz for now so bi bi pplz! ^^ *waves*
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i act 27....?

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stolen from my awesome prussia~

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[] You've never gotten a detention.
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 18

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 22

[] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[x] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[] You have been outside of the US 3 or more times.
[x] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL: 27

wait, what? how the hell...wow, i act 27? intresting....i would have never thought so....neither would most of my friends...
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[x] Kissed somebody before dating.  
        [x] Gotten a phone taken away at school.
        [x] Gotten caught chewing gum.
        [ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test. (never gotten caught! )
        Total so far: 3

        [ ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
        [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times.(i think 5 is the max times i DID turn it in lol)
        [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
        [x] Missed school just because you felt like it. (i wanted to sleep tht day)
        [x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
        Total so far: 7

        [x] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school.
        [x] Text people during class.
        [x] Passed notes.
        [x] Threw stuff across the room.
        [x] Laughed at the teacher.
        Total so far: 12

        [x] Took pictures during school hours (hehe, no1 is safe wen i hav  camera! *evil laughter*)
        [x] Called somebody during school hours (i accidentally butt-dialed the cops once...ok twice)
        [x] Listened to ,iPod, CD, etc during school hours
        Total so far: 15

        [x] Threw something at the teacher.(mrs.brookey loves chocolate so it didnt matter)
        [x] Went outside the classroom without permission. (no1 notced *canada moment*)
        [x] Broke the dress code. (haha, but i'm me so none of the teachers said anything ^^)
        [x] Failed a class. (its possible to pass?!)
        [x] Ate food during class.
        Total so far: 20

        [x] Gotten a call from school.
        [x] Been called the worst student.
        [x] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly.
        [x] Didn't take your stuff to school. (i left my backpack and binder "accidentaly" in my mom's car a few times)
        [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking. (FUCK YOU MRS.FELLMAN! IMMA FUCKIN HIGHSCHOOLER NOW. JUST U TRY TO FUCK WIT ME NOW BITCH!!!!)
        Total so far: 25

        [x] Faked your parents signature.
        [x] Slept in class. (every1 asked me wtf i was on tht day...)
        [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back. (AGAIN I SAY"FUCK U MRS.FELLMAN!")
        [x] Copied homework. (lol no shit)
        [x] Got in trouble with the Principal/Vice Principal/Dean.
        [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
        Total so far: 31

        Multiply by 3.
        Post as "I screwed up --%" of my teenage life"
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BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[x] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[x] It's football.... Not soccer.

Total: 8



AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.( HELL NO! i'm so pale they dont make my shade ^^ i have mix white and their lightest one to get the right color)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.

Total: 4



ITALIAN
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total: 4




SPANISH
[x] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (if it werrent for pictures i'd forget wat my natural hair color is ^^)
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 4



RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[x] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[x] You can speak some Russian
[x] You love listening to techno.

Total: 7



POLISH
[ ] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish
[x] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[x] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup

Total: 2



IRISH
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.(i remember going and comming back but the midddle is very fuzzy)
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have/had red hair.(i dyed my hair red in 4th grade)
[x] You have/had freckles.

Total: 8



ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 3



GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're under 5'4".(i'm 5'3 1/2")

Total: 7


CANADIAN
[x] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[x] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch Degrassi.

Total: 8


FRENCH
[x]You like French toast.
[x] You love wine.
[x]You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ]You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.

Total: 4



AMERICAN
[x] You hate foreigners.(simply because every body wants me to learn THEIR language and not the ones i want to)
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You've been to more than 5 states.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[x] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.

Total: 4



NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[x] You love trolls.(the mythological 1s. the ones tht call themselves that as an excuse to be total dicks to people i hate)
[ ]You know what lutefisk is.
[x] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[x] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[x] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[ ] You know how to fish or have fished before.

Total: 4



BELGIAN
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 6



DUTCH

[ ]You like the color orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favor the megalomania.

Total: 4



ARAB
[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[x] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 1

i'm brittish, russian, irish, german, and canadian....
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stolen~

4 min read
ツンデレ Tsundere (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)

[x] You come off as sort of aloof to other some people.
[ ] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing try not to show much weakness  
[x] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her
[x] You blush when people point out your sensitivities.
[x] You blush when people tell sexual jokes. (WAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME! it started a month ago, thank god for my thick makeup)

Total: 4


ヤンデレ Yandere (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)

[x] You're very sweet and kind in public.
[ ] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[x] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise(i'm really really good with blades ^^)
[x] You have a crush who you'd literally kill for.(and nobody will ever figure out who they are, except kyra-sama...but she can get me to tell her anything!)
[x] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap. (i have quite a few...)
[ ]  Schizophrenic?

Total: 4


メガネっ娘 Meganekko (Girl/Guy-with-Glasses Character)

[ ] You have glasses.  
[x] You are/can sometimes/always be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[x] You are always very polite in your speech. (unless u piss me off or i'm high)
[x] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[ ] You take discipline seriously.
[x] You have some sort of fetish for something.

Total: 4


突っ込み Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)

[x] You have friend(s) who often make dumb or embarrassing remarks
[ ] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you'd be the "yin"
[ ] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.

Total: 1


ボケ Boke (Dumb Guy)

[x] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[x] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.(oh kira~ u know i love u~)
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you'd be the "yang". (idk wich 1 is wich...)
[x] You are normally very laid-back and carefree.
[x] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.

Total: 4


大 和撫子  Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)

[ ] You are always, almost overly, polite.
[x] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata
[x] You're an excellent cook.
[x] You are hardly ever angry.
[ ] You have really long hair.

Total: 3


Sexy Character

[ ] Your bust/package is...formidable.
[ ] You like/LOVE making sexual innuendos.
[ ] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen.
[x] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You're an expert cosplayer.
[x] You like the taste of alcohol.

Total: 2


Loli/Shota Character

[x] You like sweets or chocolate.
[x] You adore cute things and/or the word "kawaii"
[x] You use Japanese suffixes like "-chan," "-tan," "-sempai," etc...
[x] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like "nyo," "nyu," "un," etc...
[x] You are considered gullible or naive.
[x] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you (haha! i love u kira-sama!!!!)

Total: 6
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